I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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