do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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