hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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