i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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