I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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