Duck Duck Cougar?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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