how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
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I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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