Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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