Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I see more hoeing in ur future
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