My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
this is an emotional support booty call
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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