i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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