can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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