i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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