Whoa Z and x make the same sound
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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