Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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