'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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