Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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