People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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