Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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