Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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