Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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