come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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