Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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