I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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