She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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