what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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