I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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