the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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