My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
her vagine was all disorganized.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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