Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Floor bacon is actually really good
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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