no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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