Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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