Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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