summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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