Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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