I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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