My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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