Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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