You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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