I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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