Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I intend to get homeless drunk
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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