Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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