I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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