i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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