do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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