He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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