Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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