Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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