If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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