you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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